I'm also credited with naming the Eternal Ascent Society,
which holds a worldwide patent for sending cremated
remains to the heavens in a giant 5-foot helium balloon.

Believe it or not.

We nearly had an episode of Six Feet Under produced
around our concept. Now that would've been cool, huh?

The above was to be my first supermarket shelf item, but the demise of
Fat Fred's Famous BBQ brought that hope to an abrupt end.

One of these days, Alice -- one of these days.

And last, one of my very first. It's like totally clipart,
but for the late 80's I felt pretty darn accomplished. lol

This was created in (are you ready?) Corel 1.0